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JUST IN! You can now buy a chilli plant that looks a, er, willy

Well this takes spicy food to a whole new level ... - by Amy Sinclair
  • 17 May 2019

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, along comes the rudest plant to ever grace your garden!

UK company Firebox are now selling DIY Grow A D*** kits - which, as the name would suggest, is a plant with very phallic-looking chillies. Crikey!

JUST IN! You can now buy a chilli plant that looks a, er, willy

Says Firebox: ‘This sassy little cube has a big surprise inside: spoiler alert, it’s everything you need to grow a girthy batch of capsicum annuum - AKA phallic chillies! 

‘This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile ... Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant. 

‘All you have do to bring your willy chillies to life is open the cube and pour a little water on the pre-planted seeds. Pop it in a bright, warm place and keep watering every so often to keep them moist - in 12-18 days, you’ll be seeing a red **** rising out of the soil. Mental. In a few weeks, you could be slicing your very own scarlet ******** into a sexy stir fry! Nice.’

Photo: Firebox

Talk about a willy chilli!

Photo: Firebox
Photo: Firebox

Firebox says the kit 'Contains all you need to grow **** shaped chillies.' Crikey.

Photo: Firebox

The plant kits cost around $15 - but aren’t available to ship to Australia just yet, however Firebox say they're working on a shipping solution for Aussies as we speak so watch this space.

In the meantime, you could always head to Bunnings and ask if they have any capsicum annum seeds ... just try to keep a straight face when you do it!

Amy Sinclair
Amy Sinclair
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