Twitter user Jordan Adams shared some adorable extracts from his nephew’s class cook book, and the results give Foodiful a run for its money.
Curiously, “Ethan’s Eggs” are missing eggs – but it’s a speedy recipe for those with only 2 seconds to cook. Literally. The ingredients call for pancakes, sugar and Skittles.
Ariana’s macaroni includes the imaginative addition of toys, backpack, and a doll. Strawberries add a dose of healthiness to this pasta dish. Make sure the oven is “hot like fire… like a candle… like for birthdays.”
Joe does not seem to recommend his own tacos. “Wait… I know how to make watermelon, it is easy. Just buy the watermelon and eat it.” Thanks, Joe!
Sebastian’s pancakes come with a hefty price tag of $70 and a single ingredient – “salt and that’s it”. We love his descriptive method: “You get a thingy from the house and you put it in the hot thingy.”
Jordan told HuffPost he wants the kids’ creativity to bring joy to others. “All I hope is that people smile after reading this. Kids are just so funny, and their thoughts are so pure that, that is how they come up with such funny and imaginative responses,” he said. “But yeah, overall I just hope people laugh and smile at it and it makes their day a little bit better.”
Sydney-based Hannah Oakshott is a tea-obsessed pop culture enthusiast who can usually be found showing people pictures of her two miniature schnauzers or baking sweet, lemony food. Hannah is on Instagram @hannah.mareeee