‘For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.
‘To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.
‘You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed.
‘To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.’
The Unicorn Tears Gin comes in two flavours - raspberry and plain - and costs around $80. And not surprisingly, it’s a big hit with reviewers far and wide.
‘From a true gin and unicorn lover this is perfect for me! Love love love it!!’ said one. Added another: ‘Mythical ingredients that are far too easy to drink. Smooth and glittery. Disclaimer: you won't grow a horn and tail.’
Ha! Good to know! The only downside? Unicorn Tears Gin isn’t available in Australia YET - but Firebox say they’re working on a shipping solution, so watch this space. Head here for more details!
