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You can now buy UNICORN TEARS GIN - and it has real glitter in it.

Shut up and take my money! - by Amy Sinclair
  • 04 Feb 2019

Just when you thought you’d heard of everything, along comes THIS! 

Unicorn Tears Gin is the latest must-have alcohol craze sweeping the planet - promising to have more glitter, more sparkle and more pinky raspberry goodness than any other drink on the market. 

You can now buy UNICORN TEARS GIN - and it has real glitter in it.

But while we doubt that the gin is ‘from the tear ducts of REAL unicorns’, as stated by the manufacturers, their press release does make for very entertaining reading! 

Says the manufacturer Firebox: ‘This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending). 

‘For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind. 

‘To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.

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Image: Firebox.com
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Image: Firebox.com

‘You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed. 

‘To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.’

The Unicorn Tears Gin comes in two flavours - raspberry and plain - and costs around $80. And not surprisingly, it’s a big hit with reviewers far and wide. 

‘From a true gin and unicorn lover this is perfect for me! Love love love it!!’ said one. Added another: ‘Mythical ingredients that are far too easy to drink. Smooth and glittery. Disclaimer: you won't grow a horn and tail.’

Ha! Good to know! The only downside? Unicorn Tears Gin isn’t available in Australia YET - but Firebox say they’re working on a shipping solution, so watch this space. Head here for more details!

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Image: Firebox.com
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